Thursday, November 25, 2004
ok..lots to blog! There's chalet, Ann's bbq, and a review of my 4 years in Crescent.
Chalet:
Met Mei. Supposed to be meeting at 2.45 lah. But please, you all know Mei and me right. Supposed to leave house at 2.20 but I started packing my bag only at 2.10 lah. Thnks to my sis or i'll nvr finsih packing.
[god, this is more than one week since it ended and i;m only continuing now]
Ok. So anyway, we pushed the meeting time from 2.45 to 3.00 to 3.10 cos both of us buses have prob. (I told u there's a conspiracy of SMRT and SBS!), subsequently arriving like darn late. Fine.
Night went on nicely. BBQ, Jeopardy, Greased, and et cetra et cetra. Played mahjong! I can finally play MAHJONG! haha, with mei, ann, liping! Then retreated. Details of night can be found out if you just read the previous entry for content between lines. Basically, everyone went to sleep cept me and mei cos $2 at stake. Its alot ok! IT IS ALOT! So stayed the night playing Uno and snapping photos of people sleeping for a nice story to entertain readers. (See! It is to benefit you all! Really it IS!)Got scolded by wanhui lah (I swear i'll THROW u out of the room) and denise went (you tow are CRAZY) and [romptly fell alseep. Watched snrise next morning. sunrise? not much, seriously. oh wait. class sang me birhtday song at 11++!!! haha!! touched! realli!!! touched!!! thnx!!!
Next day also kinda fun. swimmin, frisbeeing, sliding, and jacuzziing. den home *yawns*
Wed: BBQ. Let's see.Alot of food, so ate, played cards: Heart attack. Sttriptease heart attack. Gave mei cactus which she apparantly can't bring ny. anything else? dn think so lah
Thurs: Incredibles with huimin. Went home to find out tht aunt bought the dvd liao. ssssssss (hiss in) SIX.FIFTY! nvm. worth it. haha!
Fri: GRAD NIGHT!!!! hang on. There's abit of chronological problem here. Anacrusis? I forgot. This entry will prob be marked Thurs cos i saved it as a draft on thurs but am continuing on the next wed.
Anyway. Phew.What a hassle. Went to mum's office to collect stuff, den str to hiltoh via MRT. called mei, but geri picked up
" Hi. I;m at lido. How to get to hilton?"
" Very far! do u want to take a cab?"
" ok den"
So i was wondering, where was there a taxi stand lah, and realised tht the onli one i knew was in paragon. so walked the opp direction from hilton to paragon. Msging gel on the way. So..
" Hey. I;m kinda lost, how to get to hilton? i'm at taka!"
"What are u doing at taka! Get out of there!"
(By then i reached paragon liao)
"Den how? Help!"
" walk to taka to wisma to borders et cetra etctra."
Gosh. So spent more time walking to the other direction. Tired. Den reached. Did hair, did make up..THNX ANN!!haha/.her fren'srecommentdation! argh...so much to type. lazy. just say we ate and drank (ornage l;ah! do u think mrs lee will let us have liqour?) and took pics. thingy started late, sowe were left freezing and hungry outside lah. aniwae..danced, ms crescentian, (carn danc for nuts man..realli need to take up salsa soon) . k.
den night. whoo whee, no matter how u count theres 3 in a room and the others in the other room. at one point it was me geri and liesel, den another there was lois, mei and me. i dunno man. final settlemtnt after all the moving was me mei and ann in one room and the rest in the other. took out hair and removed make up onli at 4 cos cannot bear to!!! i had 40 PINS!!!! den washed each others hair in the death of the nght! lhaha! k. enuf typing. wait..oh yeah..this time mei slept b4 me. hah!! lousy !!! =). k/ enuf typing. tired. aniwae itnernet conenction darn slow, esp tagboards k, so those ppl at the tag board, rply u all another dae. !! c u!
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
5:57 PM
# # # Tuesday, November 23, 2004
The Homocidal Murder MysteryDisclaimer: THis is strcitly for entretainemnt purposes. Please do not take offense at anithing. Itis purely non-fiction and any resemblence to characters living or dead is strcitly non-coincidentalPresentation of Findings of Inhumane Crime Case From: Detective R.S.Tee
To: Judge XXX
Your Honour, I would like to present to you the recent inhumane homocidal case. This is a complex and intricate web of affairs, disintegrating many of my top agents into mothing more than a pile of nervous wrecks. It involves murder, illegal smuggling, and adultry. Allow me to present to you our exhaustive findings on the case.
Exhibit A is a picture at the morgue. These are illegal immigrants who bubbled from the depths of Planet Mars. We conclude them to be murdered since they have been still for the past 3 hrs.


Exhibit B is the evidence we found of the equipment smuggled from the National Royal Museums of Timbaktu. These are ancient antiques which have played a MOST important role in the development of the oh-so-important technology infrastructure. Among those seized were the ancient Nokia 6310, Nokia 6230, Nikon Camera Digital Ixus 5.1 Mega Pixels, Apple's IPOD, and 3D Palm Tungsten (first series). *gasps from audience*. I'm SURE all of you do feel the brutality of this smuggling.

Due to the exceptionally brainy and intelligent genius agents, we have managed to come up with a conclusion for this unusually twisting case. It so happens that the suspect on trial, 23647, had an extra-marital affair. The suspect had a change of heart due to a sudden love for Japanese (The suspect's present spouse is Chinese). Exhibit C provides evidence for this abominable love affair:

Note the tilt of their heads. Mr. I. Love U., chairman of the National Love-making industry, agrees that a tilt of 20 degress towards each other indeed, meant profound love.
In order to finance the suspect's lover's odd and eccentric love for all things Japanese, the suspectresorted to smuggling antiques which can fetch prices of a maximum of 5000 cents! *gasps from audience again* Yes, I DO agree that that is a incredulously high price. Imagine the profits the suspect would have reaped from the sale of such antiques in the black market! It would have bought 200 ice cream cones from MacDonalds!
However, the suspect's lover soon begun to have a change of heart. Exibit D provides evidence for their rift:
Apparantly, the suspect's lover begun to develop a liking for Martian illegal workers. The suspect than went on a mad murdering rampage. The Forensic Department gives its report:
" From spartial changes in the grey and white matter of the victims' brians 10 mins before they became unconcious, we conclude that they had been heavily drugged by a abnormally large dosage of gossip. Gossip, rated one of the most highly murderous weapons, has the tendency to make the victims talk non-stop about things that are none of their business. This tires their mouths and strains their ears, not to mention poillutes their brain. The most hazardoux thing abt gossip is that the victims do not feel like they are tired or strained. The more they indulge, they more polluted their brain becomes, and they simply talk and slip intounconsciousness. The fact that one of victims was found sitting up when she was unconscious showed the rapidness the drug takes effect, and the potency and the deadliness of this drug. The use of this weapon is enoughto subject the suspect to 50 yrs of watching sesame street non-stop.
From further analysis, we realise that the suspect had also confused the victims by giving them hallucinations about striking rich and becoming billionaires by dabbling in stocks regarding Movies, Diamonds, Oil, Computers, Shipping, Property, Gold, and Media. Witness accounts reported hearing nonsensical shouts coming from the room. The detective calls upon Mr A.B.See to give his account.
" I heard them shouting things like" ONE!, "TWO!", "BILLIONAIRE!", "WHY DOES NO ONE HAVE DIAMONDS?" and i felt mystefied. These were things shouted by brokers in stockmarkets, but the room I walked by clearly was not a stockmarket. Therefore, I must conclude that they were delirious"
Your Honour, mental warfare is highly dangerous and have been rated high on the US REd Alert list. It should be condamned.
That is all, Your Honour. We recommend the suspect to be tortured with a neverending supply of Sesame Street and Barney video tapes, and an entire library of manga comics. Thank You.
Letter from Intelligent and Brainy Agents to Detective R.S. Tee
Dear Sir,
We recognise that you have acknowledged us to be one of your top agents and that you admit this exhaustive project has "diintegrated my top agents to nothing more than a pile of nervous wreck". Therefore, we would like to take the opporutnity to ask for a rise in salary. In order to solve this murder mystery, we had to stay up all night with nothing more than an ancient IPOD (wuith a lack of battery) and a simple pack of coloured cards to keep us awake. Furthermore, we were frequently hurled abuse at, being called "crazy" and being threatened to be thrown out. It was indeed, nerve wrecking. Attached is the doctor's diagnosis

Agents are worn out and tired. Increase their salary by 6 times and trat them well. -Doctor Dee E. Eff
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
5:09 PM
# # # Sunday, November 21, 2004
Wheee....so happy today!!
Wait...start from fri, shall we?
Fri 19th Nov 2004
Summary: Went to pierce ears with Ann & Huimin after school while Wanhui, Mei and Wenqing went to buy movie tickets.
1) Development of the Ann-Sam-Huimin affair
Took crowded bus to Centrepoint and walked to Orchard Plaza (or Orchard Shopping Centre? Not sure, the one with Crystal Jade upstairs. Oh..wait..Crystal Jade is
everywhere..).
Found Ann's friend's aunt's shop whith much ease, but hovered outside it and kept hesitating. When we finally plucked up our courage and went in (woman in shop was giving odd stares see..), guess what woman saed?
" We don't pierce ears."
How nice.
2) Development of Wenqing-Meiyi-Wanhui affair
They dashed across the road to catch a taxi and went to buy movie tickes in PS. Guess what?
The whole movie theatre is sold out until 1am shows.
How nice.
So Mei called Ann, and apparantly Mei can't hear Ann speak cause Huimin was screaming away in the background for one reason or another, (its not that i didn't try to keep her quiet. I did! i really really did!! *pathetic innocent face*), and also cause Mei is known to be deaf by nature (hee). Then Ann's conditioned reflex when people can't hear her speak is to speak softer and softer (Yeah..that's it, like the bio paper. Defying the laws of biology) =)
Sumemrizing the whole conversation in one sentence: Meet them at Swensons for dinner.
And so we went swensons.
and ate.
and threw cheese and parsely and red peppers into drinkin water(Sinners!).
so much so tht only ann's water was left uncontaminated.
And we had earthquake.
which contained 50% chocolate (Yeah. 4 scoops of 4 diff varieties of choc-Mei's and Wanhui's choices)
which people pushed around and played with dry ice like they had never seen carbon dioxide b4 =)
and we paid and left (DUH).
Sumamry Part 2: Went Carrefour after that. Ann, Wenqing, me, decided to be naughty and run away with their shopping cart.
1) Development of Meiyi-Wanhui-Huimin affair
They went to the ailse doing serious bbq shopping, so Mei pushed the cart to Wenqing, Ann and sam to take care. After a while, they realised their cart was missing, and so went from ailse to ailse to ailse looking for them (but with no avail). Decided to go downstairs to buy some stuff
and Mei saw 3 strikingly familair people. She alerted other 2, but they seemed more fascinated with other things. Then she saw a something odd: The 3 strikingly familiar ppl were running away from them at top speed.
Wierd.
Anyway at the end of it the 3 of them decided to go home since they can't find the other 3.
2) Development of the Wenqing-Ann-Sam affair
We took the cart and ran away once we had it in our hands. Then saw other 3 ppl in an ailse. Of course, we ran away and decided to go downstairs, laughing hysterically as if we just came out from the funniest comedy ever. Oh yeah, turned off our handphones too, sono one can contact us. Went to the toy section, pillow section..haha! Suddenly Ann alerted us: she saw Mei!! We RAN at top speed thru many ailses and went back upstairs.
After hanging out awhile, we decided its time to find them, but with no avail.
Then wenqing recived a call. After she hung up, she looked so darn worried.
"They went home. We have to pay for the things in the basket ourselves. i don't have enough money!! "
Ouch. *winces* Joke's on us.
Today
GOD! SOOOO HAPPY!!!
1) Went to pierce ears at taka. Goddd..earrings so EX! Nvm lah=), went for lunch after that. Sean is cuuute!!Haha!! Went to watch mama mia after that.
2) Mamma Mia!
Thot it was at 1.30, so arrvied at 1 pm and wondered why was it so empty when the show was starting. Met mei at 1.00, but actually it starts at 2.30. So went to library for coffee: One cup avg. $5.00. *winces* Ouch.
Then there' s "Cafe Ice Vanilla" and there's "Ice-blended Vanilla Coffee"
What's the diff??Prices lah.
Mamma Mia starts!Totally NICE. I'm going to learn how they dance. Its COOOL.
Next para is purely for rememerance purposes. Wish there was the VCD or something...
1) Non-existant father(Harry) wants to make up for not taking care of daughter, so asked daughter's mum's fren: "What does the father usually do in a wedding?"
Mum's fren says slowly: "Weellll...usually.....he'll....PAY!"
2) Non-existant father goes to daughter's mum: "Here's a check to contribute a bit for the weddng" Mum looks at check: "Tht's so nice of u! But..this is enuf to pay for 4 weddings..and a funeral!"
haha!!
3) Chiquitita!! Omg..I will never forget them using the bananas as trumpets, horns, and *ahem*. Or the grapes as spinning tops at chest level. HAHA!!
Then they added local flavour,like, "This guy comes from Geylang!" Watching it a 2nd time definitely is good!
Me & Mei spent the entire intermssion concoting plans to move to the empty seats further in front, which the urshers DON'T allow even though their empty cos their of higher prices.
Bleagh..
How to move up to empty better and more expensive seats under the watchful eye of the ursher:
1) Wait till its dark and climb down. (Of course, if you were wearing heals like me, its impossible cos it'll make a darn lot of noise.)
2)Use a pen to change your seat number on the ticket. Like if it was like mine, FF34, modify the FF so it'll read BB. When its dark tell the ursher u have the wrong seat. Must be dark so they cannot tell tht u moified the seat number.
3) Hide under the seat you want to move to until the show starts and its dark. Then you can go and sit comfortably when the show starts and the urshers can't see.
Bought huimin's prez and mei's sandels...then met parents for dinner.
Ok. Dinner was an entirely different affair. God, I love my parents and sis. Mum booked table at equinox. EQUINOX!!! THE RESTAURANT AT THE TOP LEVEL OF SWISSOTEL WESTIN STAMFORD!!! Only when you see sg at the very top with ur own eyes will you feel so..i dunno! I dunno how to describe it. Its cool, whatever it is, to see sg at the very top with ur own eyes when the sun is setting. Sigggghhh...
nice panoramic view of Sg
me and mum=)
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
10:38 PM
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argh..dead beat
went swimming at 9pm yest
water darn scary..cos its dark..
anihow..swam 50laps!!!
*applauses* thnk u
for an hour
and i relaised how unfit i;ve become
hu gets stitch within the 1st ten laps of swmming?
or rather..hu gets stitch swimming aniwea??
and my arms actually ache!
ok..mayb tht means i exercised properly
yest morn went to bank to open account wif me dead
haha..if u look at the big picture its act quitre funni
so first we aimed for the nearest postbank..jurong east(neaerer than holand v lah)
parked the car, and walked quite distance
den went in and took a number. it was 15. the person theire serving now is 10
so my dad was irirtated,.he was like: wait so long..go dbs instead, i can use priority card
so went to dbs in clementi
walk anotherdistance (u all KNOW carparks are NOT built next to banks right?qite stupid. when u make me the minister ill make the bank NEXT ti the carp[ark)
so went there,...n my dad went to inquire. guess wat? banch in clementi cannot use priority card
so we still took a number all the same
number 25, person served now is 20
so my dad said: forget it..waste of time..lts go to a branch tht can use priority card
so he went to inquire..GUESS WHERE THT BRANCH IS??
BUKIT TIMAH SHOPPING CENTRE!!
LIKE RIGHT A TMY DOORSTEP!!!
fine
so we went there..n guess WAT
priorty card cannot be used for deposit banking!!!!!!!!
arghhhhhhhh
banking industry is screwed i tell u
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
8:53 AM
# # # Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Crapology-sciences Related Academy of Practicals (CRAP) Qns 2 Preparation (i) Now check sample T31 for any signs for damage (e.g. obesity, anemia, anaerexia, that will hinder your performace in this practical) Note: kindly ignore slight diseases such as Acne. It is near impossible to find picture perfect samples of this particulular spicies. (ii) Name the sample: (ans: homo sapiens) (iii) Carefully unwrap and unroll sample T34. Note: only one of this is provided. please handle with care not to tear or damage it (iv) Use sample T34. Any improper usage of T34 will be penalzised. Experiment (v) Go through the physical process after having prepared everything (vi)Describe osychological effects and account for it. Also account for any audio reponses from sample T31 (vii) Afte wrapping up, observe sample T34 and state the differences before and after it was used. MAke a drawig of it and account for any difference in it -The End-
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
5:20 PM
# # # Sunday, November 14, 2004
ok..
Normal Chemistry:
Oxidising agents: The more "halogenish" the element, the stronger the oxidising agent.
E.g/. Flourine, chlorine e.t.c.
Sam's Chemistry:
Destressing agents: The higher the sugar content, the stronger the destressing agent.
E.g. Premuim swiss chocolate, Fruit and nut chocolate, Ben and Jerry;s, Venezia, MnMs eaten by the bucket.
Bucket, not by the packet.
Normal Chemistry:
Reducing agents: The higher the metal in the reactivity series, the stronger the reducing agent
E.g. Potassium, Sodium e.t.c
Sam's chemistry:
Reducing agents:The more facts and lesser numbers it contains, the more it can reduce u until u r nothing more than a nrevous wreck
E.g. history, Biology e.t.c., as contary to maths, phys e.t.c.
The result of too much fanfiction:
Analysis of Korean TV Dramas
1st of all, please note tht korean tv drams r real easy to film
1) It doesnt require a big cast. Only need 2 main characters, 2 supporting, and 4 extras (ok..if u r on reeaaal low budget, 3 extras or 2 extras will b fine. How to cut so many extras? Carry on reading)
2 main characters: a guy and a gal. They r destined to fall in love thru the whole drama.
den u have to throw in 2 ppl to make it more complicated
another guy and another gal to fall in love with them and create the cliche love rectangle. (of course its supporting gal fall in love with main boy, supporting male fall in love in main gal lah! wat ARE u thinking? this is NOT a thai film!)
Den of course one of the main characters must be rich, and the other poor. So thats where the extras kick in. the xtras will b these main ppl's parents, hu will, of course, OPPOSE to them being together. so if u are on loooow budget, u can just simply make one of them single parented. yup
oh yeah. not to mention. the sup[porting casts are ALL rich. alwaes happens. and the supporting gal is EVIL. alwaes the girl is evil. notice? nvr the guy, unless u r watching korean films dealing with business, which of course, will still have a evil gal in cahoots with the rare evil man.
2) 2nd reason y korean shows r easy to film. You dun need a good script writer. cos most of the time its all abt dragging the script and crying aniwae. den after all tht comes the commercial breaks. ohyeha. commercial breaks. important!! in korean dramas tht it. so u can conclude tht advertisment firms are more imp than scriptwriters in this sense.
3) Lastly, korean actors dun haf to stay the full serial, which of course, again means lesser money spent. Why? simply cos the koreans haf this habit of killing their characters off. the leads i mean. either one of the leads will develop a fatal disease. den the other one, t prove her/his undying love, will donate some part of himself to save him/ her, but in vain. so to cut a long story short, the ending will alwaes land with at least one of them dead/maimed/blind or the likes of tht. bnetter still both end up like tht=)
no offense meant up there. just to provide a lil humour. planning to borrow a nice korean show after Os to watch and indulge. of course, dun expect a korean comedy to fall into the moul i just created. i;m referring to the romance soties(whichmake up most of the korean film output aniwae) =)
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
9:42 PM
# # # Wednesday, November 10, 2004
ooh..bio paper todae
ppl sae reri hard
ok lah
1) it din need alot of recalling
2) essay qns come out those i studie *heng*
3) alot of thinking qns= dunnit to memorise qns
4) immune liao
thing here is..i dun gif a damn if i dun do well for bio. just a a2 will b fine. cos my bio has NEVER been good. alwaes like..hovering on the border. yeah yeha...everyone will ike go: wth sam! please..i follow my own standerds alright
the main thing is..i want to do well for music!
was thinking i dun want to take music in jc...unless i want to appeal, den i can go" i want to get in here becos i want to take music"
so i expected at least a nice ending to my nice 2 yr stint of expensive cab fares to mgs, unhealthy meals at macs, gallavanting at cold storage at 6.00 in the evening, taking cab which fares cost onli 3.50 for a distance which i can walk home, not mention tkae bus home. oh yeah..n doing melody writing on tracing paper, gong thru sian papers which huimin keep answering to save time..n cel toking to..haha!
JUST GIVE ME A NICE ENDING FOR GODS SAKE!
stupid prokofiev betrayed me too. did i mention?
did u ever feel so helpless
argh
aniwae..if u haf time to spare..pls to to
www.expatsingapore.com and read the msg board. its realli hilarious! ok lah...onli if u haf a warped sense of humour like me..but its realli wierd reading expats views on sg. of course, come are BLUFF expats.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
8:01 PM
# # # Tuesday, November 09, 2004
ARGH! MUSIC WAS SOOOO HARD!!! SOOOO HARD!!!!!
THE WHOLE FIRST QUESTION IS GOOONNEEEEE
AND MISREAD THE QNS
MISREAD THE QNS!!!! WTH!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHH
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
5:22 PM
# # # Monday, November 08, 2004
ok..this is to mehnaz..typed out this entire email to her.den they tell me her email is no longer in use..try not to read it ppl..i;m going to msg her to ask her to come here n read..i;m definitely NOT going to msg the WHOLE email to her. thnx hey mehnaz..i dunno if u;d ever read this..if u dun reply within a week i'll sms u den. this is sam..ur desk partner in acse u forgotten.btw..lemme make a disclaimer..no..i was NOT put up by mrs tan to send u an email..totally out of my own accord :D. how r u doing back home> hope u r feeling loads better. anywae..school has just ended..farewell assembly on fri..dun think we had forgotten u..none of us had..for farewell assembly zakiah made a movie..included images of our class..class outing n so on..alot of us cried..i din..hehe..but i admit i felt real sad.. saw images of u..in the sentosa outing..gosh..i felt darn sad u r not there to enjoy it and end ur crescent daes as a class wif u...tht dae..eveyrone was taking pics with their desk partners..n i was like" hey..i havent taken wif mine.." den i realised..gosh..u werent ard..i noe we werent as close as we were..but when u left..i was feeling kinda lost..like" gosh..it realli ended." as in..all those conjoling..collecting hw for u .it was kinda like a phase or an experience..yeah.. on a happier note..prelims had ended wif our class doing kinda well..i mean..the whole level on a whole did well lah..papers wernet tht hard..they did moderation..added 5% of our midyear score into our marks..as in as a bonus..quite good..sigh..i wasnt sad enuf to cry during farewell but as i type this i realli feel like crying now..u rmb the wedding? the house project? hehe..zakiah put ann;s ad jy;s edding sorta like a feature of the whole presentation..haha..those 2 r people i'll realli realli miss man..the best of my secondary school yrs..btw..here's my blog add:
http://www.stupid-freaks.blogspot.com/ read it or other people's blog i linked to if u wanna noe real developments in crescent..Os coming up real soon..prac is this thurs..real papers start on nov1st. jasmine, huimoin, geraldine, cheryl hoy's blogs all haf detailed descriptions of farewell assembly. for mine..hehe..i did type it ..but darn com erased it b4 i published it *muttermutter* so aniwae..wish u all the best there..havent heard from u in a while..btw..we were all waiting for u to email us when u sent tht sms tht time! but u din *sob* ..aniwae..SMILE ALWAYS! leave a msg on my tag yeah love from, sam
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
2:30 PM
# # # Saturday, November 06, 2004
yay. dad went on cna on fridae!! on teevee! haha! ok..back to bio and prokofiev.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
10:27 PM
# # # Wednesday, November 03, 2004
thnx geraldine!!
deciding to take this blog or the next blog
shall do wateva i want
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
1:52 PM
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