Thursday, September 29, 2005
OMG.Mr. Tan reads blogs.
Him: i know u have a blog
Me: how??
him: its quite stupid to have a 1s03h.blogspot.com...
me: AHHH!! oh yeah.
ok, if mr tan is passing by please leave a tag. =P
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
9:32 PM
# # # Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Things to do aftr promos:
Watch Alias
Borrow Friends vcds ( and watch it, of course)
Go earring shopping with Jasmine
Salsa Dancing with Geri
SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH ANN
There's a certain thrill in coming home at night. Went to cold storage jelita, where they just revamped it. OMG. ITS DAMN NICE. what made it nicest, though, is...ehehehe. there was this certain factor though. Cute ang-moh guy with cool attitude BUT. with bitchy gf. he was relatively cute, white shirt, unbutton 3 or 4 buttons, and a thin gold chain ard his neck =P his girlfren though (if it is his girlfriend), is wearing super short shorts and tight no sleeve shirt, and quite horribly highlighted blonde hair. =P
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
9:28 PM
# # # Sunday, September 18, 2005
"Whenever I get a packet of M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the true champion.
There can be only one! "
FUNNY! i'm going to try that one day =) And ann rocks =) thnx dear! I don't feel so anti people anymore, if you know what I mean. MOre tolerant, until maybe about a wk later =S
Something is wrong with me these few days. Keep wanting to eat and eat. I'M GAINING WT!! my house is devoid of food. except...mooncakes. and some moonpies which are sesame coated pastries with lotus paste. dad bought them from some health shop. the beancurd tart from the same shop is not bad though. anything else just tastes of...mooncakes. abit sick of the lotus paste taste. too sweet. had a rash idea of ordering pizza or macs just like tht =) i;m gg to buy frozen pizza and wafles from cold storage on monday man. there wasnt even bread in muy kitchen until today. when i walk into the kitchen i'll ransack the cupbourds and fridge, den i'll turn to my maid: ANY FOOD? maid: mooncake. -_-
I;m facing an abundance of mooncake. Went to neighbours house to give them a box each on beha;f of family, killing 2 birds with 1 stone (1 bird: neighbourly gestures.. awww= ), 2nd bird: GET RID OF THE BOXES PILING IN MY KITCHEN) den when i went to the one on my left, my neighbour took it, ran in, and returned with a nicer andBIGGER box in exchange. ANd i;m like, reciting what my mum told me to say: dun need! dun need! these are givent by cleints! alot at home! and she saed: nono, must must, we bought alot too. should have seen my mum;s face when i brought a bigger box home =P Soo... Anyway we gave to grandparesnt and everything, and my dad is eating, down to 1 box and a half box squahsed into 1 box. The flavours their coming up with these days...dad just brought some macedemia nuted ones from ritz. MACEDEMIA NUTTED. fink its the best so far. not tht i;m eating alot of it. i onli like the mooncake skin. now if i can only try those ice cream ones from haegen daez....
ohh..but at least my mum just brought back godiva chocs from her client. i;m gg to polish them off man!!
i;m dead. addicted to reading friends scripts online =S
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
5:03 PM
# # # Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Oh, btw, a word of advice when you make instant macoroni. Don't make enough sauce for 2 servings when you only intend to cook 1 serving.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
7:35 PM
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Ok, i'm really quite dead. my revision is virtually nonexistant. YEs, even at this time. =S
So..to proceed on..
Calculation of Whether Lunch Today Was Worth ItInstant Mix Macoroni-mushroom and herbs.......$2.15
Cold Storage Beef Meatballs..................................$0.99
Milk.........................................................................$0.99
And in case you;re wondering, milk is used to boil the macoroni and beef meatballs is a lame attempt in adding more nutrients to the entire meal.
Total cost=$4.00
Good thing about cold storage is that they round down rather than round up. So meatballs cos 95cents and milk costs 95cents too. All in all its supposed to cost $4.13 without rouding down, but since its rounded down...I saved 13 cents and tht's thriteen cents into my emergency bus fund.
When you are too lazy to top up your ezlink card like me, you find yourself:
1) Embarrassing yourself when the exzlink sensor gives this louudd beep in front of the whole bus
2) Embarrassing yourself by digging out small change desperately while the bus waits on
3) Wasting money by spending notes at Shell or Cold Storage in a desperate bid to obtain small change. Things at Shell and Cold storage ain't cheap.
Anyway, back to the point. Tht's 4 dollars for lunch, but one packet of macoroni serves 2, and one packet only requires half the packet of milk. So...effectively one serving of lunch for me would cost 2 bucks, give or take a few cents. Yay. I think its worth it.
And I don't beleive the problem lies with me anymore. Some people have absolutely no dignity and no backbone. I would NEVER ask for help in such a fashion. So go away. Of all the lowdown stuff, the least you could do is show some gratitude..but noooo. I'm obliged aren't I? *seethes*
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
2:52 PM
# # # Monday, September 12, 2005
Something is wrong with me. Everyone is pissing me off. FOR GODS' SAKE, CARN U ALL ACT AS NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS, LEARN THE PROPER COURTESIES OF LIFE AND DUN DO STUFF LIKE THT? and no, i;m not talking about guys in my class now. I know, PMS. the universal scapegoat. NOW GO AWAY AND DON'T BOTHER ME WITH UR QUIRKY ACTS. No wait, i don't mean tht. GET RID OF UR QUIRKY HABITS AND FIND ME SO I'LL BE IN A NICE GOOD TEMPER. THNX.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
10:26 PM
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And so keting asked me to update *muttermuttermutter* hmm..starting alot of my entries with ...and so... nowadays. oh well *shrugs* WHY CARN I WATCH THE FRIENDS EPPIE I DL!!!?? michael vartan!! sob. So many of season 10 and season 9. how about the older seasons huh!? Anyway...
Me: I hreard cockroaches can survive without their heads for a while cos they don;t need their heads to breathe
Ofe: really?? then how do they survive?
me: they just lie around until they die of starvation..i udnno..lie around..sleep around...
Janaki; HAHAHHAA. sleep around with other headless cockroaches.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
4:15 PM
# # # Wednesday, September 07, 2005
List of backups in the case of failing my Alvls:1) Play minesweeper fulltime. Like, professionally. The world record now is:Expert-43 sIntermediate- 17 sBeginner-1 s (though i think this does not really count cos as long as you play lon enough you'll by luck get to meet a game where all bombs are discovered within 2 clicks)I'll quit studies and spend my time infront of this senseless box encased in metal flagging mines and when I'm proficient enough, I'll seek a highly important and confidential job in the United Nations detonating mines in Cambodia, Laos, Vietnam, North Korea, Russia. No, change that. I'll be seeked out by the UN to do this job.2) Raise to become the gambling king. Flipping cards, grinding dice...its an interesting life. First I'l apprentice under Li Nanxing, and then seek out the casinos in Singapore's IR, where its safe from loan sharks and mafias and drug lords and all that. ( I'm sure when Sg said they want a cosmopolitan city with casinos they meant minus the mafias and underworld. Do you seriously think Sg's beureucrats will stand for those????)After I have gained a certain level of skill I'll take some risk and go gamble in Macau. Somewhere near. I'll make friends with the most dangerous gamblers and lords, and go to Malibu, NZ and the likes of such places to test my skills and gain experience. After I can gamble in shimmery gowns and shake the dice cup stylishly like Zoe Tay, I'll go to Las Vegas with much confidence and impress the hell out of the people there. Then I'll climb wayyy up to the top, befriend the guy there, and buy over the casinos. Thereby establishing myself as the reigning king of gambling. I'll indulge in battles where we "du ming"(bet on our lives) and come out of it unscathed.
3) Marry a rich man....and become a taitai. No, change that. Marry an expat and spend my days at level 1 of cold storage gourmet at venezia drinking coffee with other expat wives, pushing the stroller. Then I can really buy the whole of cold storage.
4) Live in the streets.
5) Study reeeaallllll hard and past Alvls.
hmm.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
1:28 PM
# # # Monday, September 05, 2005
I'm dying. Whatever happened to the days where I can survive on 2 hrs sleep? Last nights 4 hours sleep was so insufficient the bus trip to sch was hell.
Anyway..laos trip meeting today
Mr Donnell Koh: i need a title for this expedition
Smart alec 1: WAH LAOS!
*entire room erupts into lauhghter*
*he writes it slowly on the board* "okaeeeee"
"anymore?"
-silence for a loooong time-
Smart alec 2: We Are helping Laos
*mr koh writes it on the board*
and i look in puzzlement. Who the hell would be so stupid to come up with such a duh! title??
Than Mr Koh underlines the first letter of each word and i get it immediately
We
Are
Helping
Laosuh huh..up to this point, its still quite funnie..
until...
student in charge of teeshirt designs: ok! *holds up designs* so we chose this, only thing we'llreplace raffles laos with the title.
After which i immediately say: no way am i wearing a shirt tht saes wah laos on it. no way.
and so...
hunkytofu: please email me ur ideas for titles by tonight and i do NOT want 40 cannotations of wah lao.
Yup. Its a bloody hot day and i;m melting. The icycold drinki was carrying on the way home was sooo covered with water dropelets. Many more droplets then i beleived can condense on the cup. Maybe some of the liquid there is not water vapour condensing but some of the plastic cup melting. hmm.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
3:04 PM
# # # Saturday, September 03, 2005
Chronologue of Smses ( or words to tht effect)
Ket: Mrs Nair got no oringinality. Her notes are all copied from Longman
Me: I;m dying. I;m suffering from vomitting, insomnia, and fever. Bye Ket, It's been great knowing you.
Ket:Are you ok sam? I'll learn the cardiac cycle den i'll do CPR on you! Ket is not waiting on the other side for u yet, I;m also suffering from pain and giddiness, [rpbab;y due to sleeping late last night.
-few hours later-
Ket: i carn help you sam, i;m suffering from fever, vomitting, and giddiness too.
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So anyway, Couldn't sleep on thursday night. Was tossing and turning and the fact tht oscar plopped himself and made himself comfortable right in the middle of my bed din help. I was in this twisted position and u dun noe how much i wish i could just put my feet ON TOP of him. At ard 4-5 i got out of bed, went to the toilet, and threw up. After which i went to the living room and slept on the couch. Damn. My plans of gg gym and swimming were spoilt for the day. Woke up and watched frens, after tht, got up for breakfast, and the first thing i did when i got up of sleeping positiong? YThrow up. After tht im damnsaced to get out of bed alreadi. Its not so much i got no appetite to eat but i;m damn scared i'll throw up. went to see the doctor and when he asked: do u need an mc for today? i almost wanted to cry. ARGHHH!! WHAT A WAY TO SPEND MY COLLEGE HOLIDAY!!
Anyway r u better ket? I can get out of my bed comfortably for a slightly longer length of time b4 i feel giddy now =)Get well soon k! Take care!
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
8:27 AM
# # # Thursday, September 01, 2005
More stuff I remember from Bio Lessons:
June: I didn't notice Haotian is absent
Mrs Yeo: Didn't you realise that the tables all are clean? No heads resting on it??
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Mrs Yeo to a sleeping Kevin: KEVIN! what did I say in the past 5 seconds?
Other boys prompts and whispers: what did i sae in the past 5 seconds
Kevin to mrs yeo: wHat did i say in the past 5 seconds
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Anyway my sis is damn cute
Me: I;m hot
My sis: *no response*
Me: I;m hot *hinthint*
My sis: go turn on the aircon YOURSELF
mE: Go turn the aircon on for me
My sis: Go turn it on yourself
Me: I;m hot. I want iced water
My sis: *looks at me* i think i'll turn the aircon on instead. You go and get the iced water downstairs
Me: *tries to push my luck* how about walking out to the provision shop to get me chocolate?
My sis: -_-
Me: Ho about going to walk oscar for me?
My sis: NO.
Me: ok, den getting iced water only shld b no trouble.
My sis: NO.
*after a while*
My sis: *takes a packet of sweet* Do you want some?
me: No. I want iced water *whines*
my sis: OKOK!
-she goes to keep her sweets-
me: *whines* I want iced water *whines*
My sis: YES. WAIT
0she comes up with awater-
me: why is there so little ice
she: cos i;m scared you'll sae ther's too much ice, not enough water e.t.c.
me: why is there so much ice
why is there so little water
whjy is the cup so dirty
why is there a chip in the cup
i bet you broke the cup! i bet u dropped it!!
so anywy i', thirsty now again. sld i try to get my sis to help me again? *beseeching look*
=P i love my sis
and oscar is silly. he has me bringing him for walks at unearthly hours like 10.30 pm and this is how he behaves:
i bring him out, and he doesnt want to come back. i'll pulllhim to turn ard to head home but he'll keep going striaght. so i'll go stright with him, and on and on, until he gets so tired he carn move, and i have to carry him back
>=(
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
11:51 PM
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