Friday, July 28, 2006
haha, i just found myself 2 penpals! Ok, maybe not just. ONe of them i was suppoesd to send en email ages ago, and another one is more on a business/consultancy basis. Anyway, its nice to know more ppl, find more friends e.t.c. =P Which reminds me, POST THE LETTERS TO LAOS~
Today was funny (haha, like any other fridays)..
Ms lim: to minimise contact with you...I've brought a video to watch
HAHA, ms lims sarcasticism grows on me =P
(the clock in the itrr has been slow (or fast, since the time it shows is differet from normal by about 6 hours) for a loong time)
mrsyeo: jonathna! Can you do me a favour? adjust the time on the clock, i'm tired of looking at the wrong time everyweek
*jonteo goes, puts his great ht to his advantage and reaches to remove the clock from the wall so he can adjust*
Mrsyeo: i hope you're not scared of lizards!
*jon teo removes the clock and braces himselves for lizards to come from behind the clock, but all tht is behind the clock are long wires that are attached to the wall*
changyuan: *randomly* SNAKES!
hahahaha
*after chem*
trevor: mrtan, what are u doing on monday? thermodynamics? because i finish until qns 35 already!
yeah right lah, trevor!
haha..den a little while later
trevor (before he leaves the room): mr tan! i know what your name is already! (haha, like who doesnt) its ganhup! cos mrsyeo just now called you : GANHUUUUUP! (he screeches in a highhhh voice)
HAHAHAHAomg
mrtan: -_- no wonder mrs yeo dun want to sit with you all for prom
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
8:39 PM
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Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for the post b4. =P hehehehehe
- Sam
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
12:34 AM
# # # Thursday, July 27, 2006
[ this blog entry has been spellchecked, grammarchecked, and semicolons all removed by D+GP English Consultancy group. ]
i wanted to try it once.
whee! cocoa trees. rittersportrittersportrittersport! love the yellow cornflakes flavour. (try it! it's not bad.) chocolate makes the world go round, and makes sam happy =))
got back PAE results. basically average for everything. you are neither ____ nor (opposite adjective). you are an average person. you come out as average on both traits. you are as ____ as the average person, etc. i'm just an ordinary avergae girlthen. no time!. i've got to study for a levels and prelims (talk by principal today. YES, WE GET THE POINT ARGHARAFJASKJFD), write my testimonial and portfolio (wth does amiable mean), do portfolio (ASDFASDAHFOIAFSH.how am i supposed to do all these things! my day doesn't have 24 hours. although actually even if i did have 48 hours a day i'd just die because most of it is in school, doing work, or waiting for stupid 157 missed it again! and then the next one smelt like human sweat. stupid conspiracy. raise prices some more. my god, 157 SUCKS. i'll take 173 next time.
unlike stupid keting, who seems to have a lot of time to spend on youtube and grey's anatomy and all that. killthat stupid pig!
guys going to play soccer again tomorrow. maybe tomorrow's pe will be floorball (bloody poser divers.) I wonder if they ever get bored of it. i miss geogsoc tho, even though they can't remember my name.
tomorrow, end at 4, double physics double gp. ahhh...
i lovemy friends =)) but i ahtemy handphone.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
10:50 PM
# # # Friday, July 21, 2006
Few One random anecdote
sMe: Wow, no one in our class wear ethnic costume
Ket: That means we're well-coordinated!
Omg, I'm so brain dead I can't think. I vaguely rmb funny things during GP, Chem, and esp. Bio.
Oh, lets go back to Geog soc farewell on wed
So ket was nursing a stomach ache...gastric i think
Me: do u want some coke?
ket: no, gastric. cannot drink this kind of acidic stuff
me: By le chateliers principal, drinking coke should suppress dissociation of gastric acid
ket: but the gastric acid is stronger...
me: oh yeah..
ket: so what i need is a buffer solution...
me: okaeeee...so to prepare buffer solution... you need, say, carbonic acid...
ket: and a salt..
me: uh...sodium carbonate? so we add sodium carbonate to coke
ket: i think coke has sodium carbonate already...
me: so its a buffer solution...
SO CONCLUSION: DRINK COKE.
Anyway i've been in geog soc for 7 months, and i;ve been called michelle, keting, cheryl e.t.c. Ket and cheryl: Now if you see bowen, first u laugh at his perplexed expressoin when his trying to figure out what your name is. Then youtryand confuse him further. After tht u call him joey =P
my goodness..haha, but farewell was rather sweet =P
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
9:44 PM
# # # Saturday, July 15, 2006
ndp. too lazy to blog. just tht a flood of memories from ndp'02 comes rushing back. haha, i think they recycle the dress the conductor wears. its the same dress tht our conductor wears (sheesh, i carn rmb her name..ms lim i think) rmb on the first full dress rehearsal, saw her in tht dress and we were like, SO CHIO!!! haha. Looking at the performers today i'm lik,e wow, a few thousand ppl there are prob having th experience of their lives. haha, and they were quite terribly coordinated during the indian dance. can see some toots who never change colour properly, or their velcro stuck at some corner so u can see 2 colours at once =P
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
10:10 PM
# # # Thursday, July 13, 2006
after all tht happened, i;m actually feeling loved and blessed =)) I love my friends for trying to comfort me, alotalot.thnx ofe and janaki for ur time man..helping me find my phone even if it was clearly a hopeless case. and thnx to everyone else for words =)) thnx for the sweets =)) made me feel like its my birthday =PP
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
8:48 PM
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I;m so sad i carn bringg myself to blog, cos then i'd feel obliged to write everything ttht happened in the past few days. but after a few hours trying to complete the essay, i say heck, lemme face my own stupidity
1. lost my hp again. what depresses me is i never learn, and i never seem to learn, and i will probably never learn. it was PURE STUPIDITY tht led to me losing my phone. 100 times i lose my things, 98 times i'd recover them thnx to pure luck, or maybe the higher beings, but i'd never learn, never appreciatte the chances, and STILL lose them one by one. what the hell is wrong with me?? and i can actually prevent the loss of my hp. it could actually be prevented. bleagh
2. results. lets face it, i;m getting complacent, self delusional, and if i go on like tht, i'd end up screwing my As. for gods sake, i;m better then this. i want As to be like the Os when even if 7A1s was not alot, i could walk out knowing i did my best and still enjoy my sec4 year. to ppl who tried comforting me today, thnx. alot. but i decided, if i created my own problems, i'll have to fix them myself. just never let me forget tht i can actually do better then this.
3. leave me out of the petty matters. and this other thing irritates me, (right hanyou? ;) ) but i;d try, as long and as far as it dooesnt concern me, to not let it affect me. i fully understand what hanyou is doing cos just looking at this issue fully irritates me as well. seriously, i dunno wahts wrong with such ppl, but its ok, i have to figure myself out first. for gods sake. its again time to write ppl off my life, not tht i havent tried b4.
4. world cup. italy won. yay. my curse is broken,. but bleaagh, i fell asleep. so maybe thts why they won. i miss the worldcup. i miss going out at 10 with my dad to the clubs to catch the world cup, i miss waking up to watch the matches, i miss watching the players, and to everyuone who tried waking me up dduring the course of the matches, thnx alot ;)
5. my com crashed, anf if the miracle i want doesnt happen, i;lm going to be sooos crewed. big time. using my dads tablet now., its quite cool, thoough the screen is samll, the keyboard is hard to type. granted, ppl get tablets to WRITE, but well..
6.ack to gp
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
1:22 AM
# # # Sunday, July 09, 2006
And this mornin's match without doubt is prob the most exciting of the few world cup matches i watched. relatively strong teams, and whoo..FOUR GOALS IN 45 MINS! ricardo had REALLY spectecular saves. i love it when they keep playing back his saves as if its as good as a goal. haha, but germany still managed to score (well, portugese strikers really cannot strike) both teams had their good looking guys. even though was more slanted towards portugese, seriosly, the germans deserve to win. they look united and uh..haha..hardworking? mg. its hard not to understand and share in their euphoria i watched the awards ceremony. whoo. everyone in st said tht its not an important match..no one willp ay attn..but seirously, the most exciting match since the quarters.
Oh, and i hate ch5. COME ON. Who decided not to broadcast this match?? the prob with sg market is its too small for any competition of any sort..so all the channels just plan and conspire how to gain the most money out of consumers, which is downright WRONG. broadcasting 3 matches out of 65?? *kicks them off the cliff*
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
11:19 AM
# # # Thursday, July 06, 2006
Awww..portugal lost. the only team i was trulyrooting for throughout the whole world cup. france was a better team after al, and the fact tht they scored onli one goal on tht penalty kick..well..i suppose portugal still played well =)) ridardo was a fantastic goalkeeper!! tht one penalty kick aside, there were many marvellous saves!! haha, theres one tht they kept showing angle after angle..slow motion after slower motion of. cos the save was realli realli spectacular..whew.
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oh yeah..an forgot to include funny story #4
Haha, baking last friday...vanessa was using the electric mixer..so basically u put the metal thing in the baking bowl, turn the switch on, and it'll mix the dough for u. so vanessa did tht...den for some reason, she took the mixer out of the bowl without turning it off...
and then...
haha..cookie dough-ed the whole kitchen
oh dear =PP
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
3:52 PM
# # # Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Ok, so basically i died for tuition. realli realli died. I never felt so awfuyl in my life. want to sleep but cannot sleep. Anyway..a couple of stories i have to tell. funny or not depends on how well (or badly) i put it across, anyhow just to let u know at tht moemnt it was DAMN FNNY
1. Maths lesson
mrloh: did u all bring anything?
zh: our brains!
mrloh: good! thts all u need
2. Ringgit and rupiah
So i was at the library with hanyou and weiyang and chenjie. And i was telling htem the story where today jonteo was complaining tht he was being extorted ONE RINGIT BY GIRLS. And i;m like...a 189 cm guy complaining tht his being extorted by girls..and ONE RINGIT SOMMORE
And chenjie was like, one what?
me: uh..ringit?
chenjie: what??
me: ringit!! ringit! ring-GIT. (pronouncing the g)
chenjie: ring-git den say ring-git lah
weiyang: no..i think its ringit.
-argument on pronounciation of ringgit starts-
me: tell u what..forget 1 ringgit. 50 cents
chenjie; what?
me: uh..50 cents. one ringgit = 50 cents
chenjie: realli?
hanyou: yeah..40-50 cents. the conversion is 2:1 ..somewhere there.
chenjie..isnt it 2000: 1
omg. at this point weiyang was burying his head on the table laughing..and hanyou and i were laughing to no end...
wieyang( i think): its ringit..not RUPIAH LEH.
omg. he confused ringit for rupiah. (btw, rupiah to sg is 5989:1 ok)
And later at the busstop..he was like..how can i confuse rupiah and ringit..den he stepped on hanyou's foot thinking it was mine..whooopss =PP
3. chem ticks
omg. i have to blog about this though it was like 3 wks ago. memories abit rusty though..and some of it was thru our ipods..so not realli cler..
So hanyou and i were studying in the library as usual...and wendy and chenjie joined us..
hanyou and i listening to ipods..and chenjie doing chem paper..
and suddenly..thru our ipods..we were hearing alot of the word "ticks" flying back and forth in the convo between chenjie and wendy...and a bit of laughter..hanyou said she heard wendy laughing and chenjie going: serious ah?
So apprantly chenjie was marking his own work..and sudenlt he realised tht he marked on of the questions correct even though it was wrong..and its driving him mad wondering why the helldid he mark his own work wrongly...or did wendy tick it for him. so back and forth back and forth..the convo went..discussing who the hell ticked his work for him (seriously..imagine it. : so did i or did i not tick my own work" for a few minutes...) until chenjie left for the toilet and i went to find ct 2 past year papers..
came back to the table..and haha..i saw wendy taking chenjie;s paper. haha, she was ticking and asking referring to the ans scheme and writing in some ans..mg..tht was funny..den chenjie came back without her knowing and she was still messing around with his paper..and from then on..hehe..it went downhill. wendy was trying to confuse chenjie as to who ticked his paper the first time round. hehe
wendy: actually, the first time is i tick one, den the 2nd time is u tick one, b4 u went to the toilet
wendy:if u still think this is u tick 1 right, there's sth seriously wrong with u
chenjie: i should stop asking who ticked ymy pper right..cos its sounds quite retarded
wendy: and you;'ve been doing tht for 10 mins
and 3 weeks later, lijke, today, he still asked us who ticked his paper
chenjie: i know its wendy whoc ticked it. i'll stop asking cos its retarded. i'll write it on a piece of paper and paste it on my bedroom wall so every morning i can see and tell myself wendy ticked it.
omgomgomg =PP
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
10:24 PM
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On 2nd thoughts, lets start blogging while waiting for the water to heat up. Start off with today's heart of a goat.
DIssecting the heart of a goat. haha, in crescent zakiah put her finger thru the aorta and started spinning it around, still remember she cut abit of the kidney, scurbbed it with detergent, den boiled it in the beaker over a bunsen flame. Haha, watching mrs yeo cut it, toss it, dig it e.t.c. was kinda gross but fun. The hjeart looked damn stretched and deflated like a worn out balloon at the end. Then it was our turn. Haha we mistook the tricuspid and bicuspid valve for random fibres...and i had alot of fun cutting them all with a scissors..i think miaochang had fun cutting all thevessels apart too! Stank abit..at first had to turn away, breathe in, look at the heart and breathe out. Then turn around to breae in again...then turn away to breathe out. hen I figured if i breahted with my mouth, i wun smell it, so opened my mouth and took a huge gulp of air....and then i tasted the stupid heart in my mouth =SS Haha, wang lu was telling us her table's heart stank even more..jon teo went to peak, took a large breathe and got kinda shock =P Alot of ppl were making alot of heart jokes..haha..like mrs yeo had no heart on her table..and exclaimed: I HAVE NO HEART! haha..repeatedly sommore..
Then min khai said, i think we all know tht. And she responded..i'll remember u!! oooooo.. =PP
CHalet in the weekends. haha, of course i had to start off by meeting alicia and siang ee late =PP After playing rounds of bridge with hung leng and 2 other guys (which change with time) and having our place koped by j1s, hung leng and i decided to go swimming in our home clothes..WHEEE. Haha, damn shuang..kicking around in the water and jacuzzi. after which, decided to go rent kayaks at the beach..and so we headed back to the chalet to get money.
On the way pulled siang ee and chen jie with us...which is damn funny cos chen jie din bring slippers so he walked barefooted..3 pm in the afternoon..pedestral was damndamn hot. So hung elng and i walked ahead to ask the provision shop uncle in front where the kayaks were..but he said there were none..and while we were inquiring..chen jie suddenly rushed forward and asked the uncle: i want to buy a pair of slippers!!
hahahahaha
So after tht we went back to jump into the pool and swam till dinnertime..den went back for more cards. Dinner...weiyaun is a good cook and veryvery nice. hehehe.lets see..ohh! heart attack was damn funny!! 7-8 ppl playing..screaming all the way..weiyuan was sooo fast. he'll shout: HEART ATTACK..so we'll scream nad pile our hands..and within 2 secs of piling out hands he'll slap down nice and fast..and we'll scream again. Oh, and j1s planned the treasure hunt in revenge of the induction camp hunt, but haha, the clues were so close to each other alicia and i found clues 1, 2, 3, 9, 5, 4, 8 in tht order. totally din findd clue 6 or 7 =P went back to play moremoremore cards! by whch time i played so amny differenct games i was starting to get confused. i think we were playing bluff..which dragged on for like eternity. Hahaha, and grace adn ivana gave zhengyi a facial..which was DAMN FUNNY. Its some volcanic facial substance ( notice i used substance here, cos i dunno if its a cream, a soap, a gel or what) So since its volcanic..it actually contains heat..dunno 35 degres or 40 degrees celsius..and u can actually see zhengyi sweating.. and since he carn move..he was giggling quite badly with his mouth closed..hilarious!! haha, and weiyang was like, lets tickle his feat as well. And we did..hahahaha
And while he waited for the facial substance to take effect (5 misn, as directedby package) grace and ivana sat by the bed and enected a play from a lit text. mg..hahahaha. (they actually made his skin look better..it glowed lah..when they finished. hahaha)

Ehh..from here on its a recount unless i say so (i.e. no funny parts unless i say so) So we went out for the thing the j1s planned..omg..it was quite sweet. considering i ponned last years farewell =s gosh..j1s realli put alotalot of effort.

And this is the cake ivana baked. MEI. THIS IS THE STANDERD WE MUST REACH. HAHAHA. in my dreams man...
And then the j2s comm did the farewell speech..awww...
Haiz, lazy to post photo of the candles already..hung leng and i arragned it like it was a wedding and i took a shot of it =P should realli string the photos into a mystery like i did for sec4 chalet.
okae..u all have to look at this..totally unintentional..onli turned out like tht cos of the angle oft he camera..the funniest photo of the century:

hehehehe
After j2 speech and phototaking hung leng alicia wanhua and i went back to jump into the pool..11+..got chased out by security guard in a few mins =(( aww..but it was so shuang =P Went back to play more cards..bridge..bluff..(which realli lasted forever)..daidee...e.t.c.weiyang was damn good at bluff. he'll go: "OPEN LAH! OPEN LAH! GO ON AND OPEN! *chenjie opens**he mutters* oh shit" hahaha..and he gets the whole stack of cards
Haha, siang ee was really bored. this i the vido he took:
btw, the scream at the end,..its him..=P
3am went to play mahjong. finally learnt! thnx to siang ee and wanhua..haha, its fun..and i finally got the hang of it. Omg, got a little tired cos i confused the 6 and 9 sticks and thought ihad the 3 consecutive ones. went to bathe and sat by he pool at 4 am playing HANDPHONE GAMES. my goodness..until the whoel sky turned red, lightning flashd and it threatened to rain. terrible. went back and found hung leng (who couldnt sleep) and siang ee..started a game of i carn rmb what..den nicholson and chenjie came and siang ee left and we played bluff.
Funny part. Goodness. BY then we were quite dead and tired. Hung leng came up with this random game which was actually quite fun. funfunfun. Haha, we played bridge, but modified. b4 we give out the cards, we randomly bid, anything we like. So usually the bid will rise until 3 no trump. Then the person who wins it will choose his/her own partner..by name not by card. so like, chenjie usually wins it, den he'll call nicholson. den we'll deal the cards. after tht we dun see the cards, we just randoly pick any card and throw them out, and see who wins the hand...and we go on like tht for the rest of the game. i.e. the whole game is by chance. when someone comes up with an ace its damn funny! or maybe its funny cos we were quite deliriouz...
6 am..more mahjong..ok..i was falling asleep already. but noo.. carn sleep cos i bet with siang ee 2 bucks to stay up all night..which come to think of it is stupid considering i had tuition the next day. The last time i bet with meiwe knocked out around 8 amd slept till 11 =P sommore we carn see sunrise this time cos its RAINING!!And by 7.00 i can tell i;m falling askeep..cos i mistook a 7 sticks for a 5 sticks tile..and i was like, IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME COUNT 19 PAIRS OF TILES AGAIN I;M GG TO KILL MYSELF. So grabbd the pillow and slept on a chair beside hung leng. after tht progressed to sleeping on 3 plastic chairs in the dining area...and tht sleep lasted for half an hour. walked hung leng out..came back for breakfast which was quite good..and den left for tuition.
wheee. finally ended the whole recount. basically it was damn funny..hhaha..i love the ppl who accompanied me thru the night (hehe, esp hungleng =))) ) and seriously, must thnk the ppl organising it. now i'll publish so ket can read while i type more funny stuff. (seriously, realli relal ifunny stuff coming up)
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
8:46 PM
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HAHAHAHA...soo much to blog about too hanyou...chalet, world cup later, rupee and ringgit... =PP
But tired out. going to bathe..den see how.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
8:30 PM
# # # Sunday, July 02, 2006
Match: World Cup Quarter Finals England Vs Portugal
Viewing Venue: Clarke Quay
Courtesy of: Satyam
This time went to watch at the humngous screen at clarke quay. Whoooo..the atmosphere is reallyreally there. I love coportate events. Haha, cos they give free stuff and great opportunities. (the brownie and icecream are really really good =P ) The match was...argh..started off supporting the english. Mg, beckham was soo goodlooking. Haha, when the camera moved from him to his wife, the crowd applauded even louder then they did for him. =P But then the english fans at clarke quay are soooo rowdy...and its not even the enlighs expats themselves making the noise. And then I saw ronaldo..so cool!! And the goalkeeper (portugese) is vervyeryvery good. (The english one..god.) Omg, soccer players are sooo coool.
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
11:16 AM
# # # Saturday, July 01, 2006
WHOOOOOO WORLD CUP!!!!
Omg, the germans are GODS. Their sooooo good looking...though beside the argentinians they look like girls...like they came off the cover of some westlife albums. The Argentinians look damn cool..i can totally imagine them playing street soccer man..and mg..snazzy hairstyles. I want to marry an argentian, have an exotic brunette son with green eyes, and then i can name him with a name starting with j but is pronounced somewhat in between of a h and a y. like, juan or javier. WHEEEEEEE.
Oh, and i think the referee's job is damn cool. In a game like tht the onli winner is the referee. haha, his friends with all the players, too bad his the worst looking in a field full of hotties and gods and hunks. Poor argentinians...their goalkeeper got injured but they still lost =(( haha, words of a virgin world cup viewer. whatever it is, i;m so going to watch tmr's match. the worst thing about such matches is tht i so want both of them to win but i know onli one can win =((
tis xmas, plz stay wit me..
xx
2:06 AM
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